Baby food

I've realised that baby showers can be really delicious and not at all spewy.

It all depends on the spread, of course.

An excellent example of ''what to do'' was a double bub shower that I recently attended for two up-the-duff co-workers. It included the following finger-licking items:

- sponge cake with wee baby booties

on top. (awwww)

- cup cakes (nice n' girly)

- cheesy dip served in a hollowed out loaf (mmm, cheese)

- the most amazing chocolate brownies (yes i made those)

- home-made sausage rolls

- fruit meringues

- lumberjack cake

I really can't go on, because now I remember everything I ate and am feeling a little queasy. Here's a first-hand look for you:

Now off you go, and keep breeding.